Mr. Deeds
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1:19:02
-Who else?
-I wanted to be a senator.

1:19:05
-I wanted to be a florist.
-lnternational House Pancake.

1:19:09
I wanted to be a man.
1:19:13
That explains a lot.
1:19:15
I wanted to be a Ping-Pong champion.
1:19:20
But you're not those things
you wanted to be, are you?

1:19:23
Everybody made a compromise,
then another compromise, and now...

1:19:27
...you're about to put 50,000 people out of work,
to make a quick buck? Come on.

1:19:32
I bet if we ran into the 6th-grade versions
of ourselves right now...

1:19:36
...they would kick our asses
and put Bubble Yum in our hair...

1:19:39
...for even thinking about doing this.
1:19:43
He's right. I would've beat my greedy ass red.
1:19:45
I would've thrown myself off the merry-go-round.
1:19:48
I would've tied myself naked to a chair
and burned myself with lit cigarettes.

1:19:53
Did anyone here dream
of becoming a psychiatrist?

1:19:56
Just kidding, pal.
1:19:58
There's still hope for the kids inside of all of us.
1:20:01
Please don't break up my uncle's company.
1:20:06
I always wanted to do that.
1:20:18
Well...
1:20:20
...that was very touching, Deeds.
1:20:23
It appears this divestiture has been defeated.
1:20:25
Unless I'm forgetting something.
1:20:29
My 300 million votes...
1:20:30
...plus the five million votes I control
as proxy for the foreign investors.

1:20:34
So which way should I vote my 51 percent?
1:20:38
I vote aye.
1:20:39
305 million times.
1:20:43
The ayes have it. And Blake Media is no more.
1:20:47
Not so fast, Chuck.
1:20:50
Too bad for you, when I was a kid,
I wanted to be a good reporter.

1:20:53
Miss Bennett,
I wasn't aware you were a stockholder.

1:20:56
There's a couple things you're not aware of.
1:20:58
How to tweeze your eyebrows, for instance.

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