:40:02
You're mad!
I mean, I've never heard such a...
:40:05
I mean, pills from me,
fake funerals...
:40:08
Who's going to supply
the death certificate?
:40:11
Oh, no!
:40:13
No. No. No.
:40:15
But I need you to pronounce
her dead at the scene!
:40:17
The only thing I'm going
to pronounce is the word "no"!
:40:21
When you met your Sophie,
God rest her soul...
:40:22
wouldn't you have done
anything to be with her?
:40:25
- Absolutely.
- Well...
:40:26
Well nothing! Sophie wasn't married
to a town Councillor...
:40:30
and I didn't have
to kill her to be with her!
:40:32
Stanley, look at me.
I'm 48 years old.
:40:34
You've known me for 45 of them.
When have you seen me like this?
:40:39
I'm in love...
for the first time ever.
:40:42
If there's one ounce of romance
in your heart, please help me.
:40:45
I may never find
anyone like this again.
:40:51
All right.
:40:52
All right,
I'll sign the death certificate.
:40:56
I could be struck off for this!
But that's it! That is all I am doing!
:41:04
Oh, my God!
There's something else!
:41:09
Saturday at the Autumn Fair.
It's the perfect time.
:41:11
I'm not having a heart attack
in the middle of the Autumn Fair!
:41:14
- You're not having a heart attack.
- I'm not?
:41:16
You're going over the edge
where the Morgan woman went.
:41:18
What?
:41:19
No, no!
I can't go over the edge, I can't!
:41:23
I get vertigo
standing on the kerb!
:41:26
Why can't I have
a brain tumour or something, or...
:41:28
a stroke? A nice sudden stroke.
I could live with that.
:41:32
You have a stroke or heart attack,
people feel bound to help you.
:41:35
If everyone sees you disappear over
the edge, we can keep them away...
:41:38
because you'll look such a mess.
:41:39
But I thought the idea
was to pretend I'm dead.
:41:43
The Autumn Fair's perfect.
:41:46
There's a dance in the evening.
:41:48
The dance floor's
right near the edge.
:41:50
The whole town will be there.
No one'll suspect a thing.
:41:54
Evening, Councillor.
Mrs Rhys Jones.
:41:55
- Boris.
- Boris.
:41:57
- It's a lovely evening for it.
- Aye, indeed it is.
:41:59
Would you mind if I asked
Mrs Rhys Jones to dance?