1:03:01
Number four:
1:03:02
the food is so lovingly prepared
...
1:03:05
that my wife doesn't know ...
1:03:07
which end to eliminate it.
1:03:10
Fine.
1:03:11
Number five:
1:03:12
there are 27 of us in my bungalow-
1:03:16
me, my family,
1:03:17
and 24 cockroaches.
1:03:20
Fine.
1:03:21
A perfectly normal vacation.
1:03:24
Actually, yes.
1:03:26
Exactly.
But then number six:
1:03:28
your activity studs are
hitting on my underage daughter...
1:03:33
Hitting on her?
-Yes,
1:03:34
hitting on her.
1:03:36
l don't want to know
what went on last night...
1:03:39
When does the bus
for the temple city leave?
1:03:41
ls there something wrong with you?
1:03:44
Departing at the front gate at
Please sign up here.
1:03:47
Already signed up,
in big fat letters.
1:03:49
You Germans think you
own the world, don't you?
1:03:52
But we're not your annexed
minions anymore.
1:03:58
Yeah OK,
1:04:00
that was below the belt.
But so what.
1:04:03
For me that's not the point,
l can't accept ...
1:04:05
the fact that l'm about to lose
my job to a Kraut.
1:04:08
On what account?
What do you have that we don't?
1:04:12
Sophistication, women adore it.
1:04:14
More than your measly come-ons.
1:04:17
Well, have a
nice day and relax.
1:04:20
l'll personally see to it
that you get your suitcase.
1:04:23
And the exterminator
is on his way.
1:04:39
Yeah OK, thanks.
1:04:40
My wife has a thing about bugs.
1:04:43
Here everybody with everybody.
1:04:45
Speaking of which,
1:04:46
about my daughter...
1:04:47
The culprits will be punished,
all of them.
1:04:51
What do you mean, all?
1:04:53
l was hoping it was just one.
1:04:55
Whatever.
1:04:56
ln the name of Happy Holidays
you and your wife are ...
1:04:59
invited to a romantic candlelight
dinner on your terrace.