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:02:02
- Air guitar.
- Yes, yes.

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Go ahead and chuckle, okay?
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But until women evolve the ability
to move objects telepathically--

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and they will--
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physical strength
remains a primary utility.

:02:13
Here's to brute strength then.
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Roger, you're forgetting
a very important male utility.

:02:22
What's that? Barbecuing?
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Sex.
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Yeah. I want a guy to do more
than just program my VCR.

:02:32
Oh, I'll program your VCR, baby,
like you never had it.

:02:36
It's a top-loader.
You think you can handle that?

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Interestingly, a group of scientists
in England...

:02:41
just announced their intention
to fertilize an egg...

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without the use of sperm cells.
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I don't understand that.
:02:49
Every cell in the human body
contains a copy of the genome pattern.

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The only reason sperm cells
have all the fun is that up until now...

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they were the only ones with access.
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Within Christopher's lifetime,
artifiicial insemination...

:03:00
will render sperm as useless
as an assembly line worker in Detroit.

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Luckily, my accountant set up a golden
parachute for my sperm years ago.

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In case they were downsized.
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Just so you know, Roger,
you know that we women...

:03:15
make love because we like it.
:03:18
- Not just to procreate.
- Yes.

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- But are men absolutely necessary?
- I don't know that.

:03:24
Think of the structure
of the female genitalia.

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Wait. Wait.
Okay, got it.

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What is the most sensitive part
of the vagina?

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-I can't believe we've gotten into this.
-I think you know this, Donovan.

:03:37
It's the clitoris, fiirst discovered
by Renaldus Columbus in 1 559.

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He thought it was India.
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Oh, no! No!
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The crown of the clitoris
contains 8,000 nerve fiibers.

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It's a far great concentration
than in any part of the male body...

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even our fiingertips.
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It is the most effiicient,
pleasure-delivery system...

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ever devised by nature.
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Now, ask yourself...

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