:03:00
will render sperm as useless
as an assembly line worker in Detroit.
:03:04
Luckily, my accountant set up a golden
parachute for my sperm years ago.
:03:07
In case they were downsized.
:03:11
Just so you know, Roger,
you know that we women...
:03:15
make love because we like it.
:03:18
- Not just to procreate.
- Yes.
:03:20
- But are men absolutely necessary?
- I don't know that.
:03:24
Think of the structure
of the female genitalia.
:03:26
Wait. Wait.
Okay, got it.
:03:30
What is the most sensitive part
of the vagina?
:03:33
-I can't believe we've gotten into this.
-I think you know this, Donovan.
:03:37
It's the clitoris, fiirst discovered
by Renaldus Columbus in 1 559.
:03:41
He thought it was India.
:03:44
Oh, no! No!
:03:46
The crown of the clitoris
contains 8,000 nerve fiibers.
:03:50
It's a far great concentration
than in any part of the male body...
:03:53
even our fiingertips.
:03:54
It is the most effiicient,
pleasure-delivery system...
:03:57
ever devised by nature.
:03:59
Now, ask yourself...
:04:01
why didn't the clitoris end up
inside the vagina...
:04:04
so that intercourse
would be naturally...
:04:07
compellingly, constantly pleasurable
for a woman?
:04:09
- I know the answer.
- Yes, Ms. Maynard.
:04:12
Because in primitive time,
women died of childbirth.
:04:17
So for intercourse to be
too pleasurable...
:04:20
wouldn't make sense
from a Darwinian standpoint.
:04:22
- I'm impressed.
- Absolutely right.
:04:25
- What does that tell us?
- Evolution is looking out for us girls?
:04:29
- Exactly.
- That for women...
:04:30
intercourse and sexual fulfiillment
were never intended to intersect.
:04:36
New technology
just makes it offiicial.
:04:38
Future generations of women will evolve
clitorises-- ''clitori, clitorati''--
:04:43
''Clitorissimo.''
:04:48
that are larger, longer,
even more sensitive.
:04:52
And a woman's ability, as well as
her desire to self-stimulate...
:04:55
will increase exponentially...
:04:57
as intercourse is robbed
of its procreative utility.