:57:00
It was like this vibe.
:57:03
I knew he would be nice.
:57:05
He wasn't very popular, and I didn't
think he'd brag about me to his friends.
:57:09
- That's half the fun.
- Well, he didn't.
:57:12
He was just as nervous as I was.
:57:15
Which is part of the reason
that I picked him...
:57:17
because I think
I wanted to have some control.
:57:20
- You know?
- You were his fiirst as well then?
:57:23
Yeah. In fact, I went with him
to go get the condoms.
:57:27
We biked all the way across town...
:57:29
because we were so afraid
someone might see us.
:57:31
- We planned the thing for a month.
- I love this story.
:57:35
- Yes.
- So, where did you, you know?
:57:40
It was in my house,
in my room.
:57:43
My parents were away
for the weekend.
:57:45
- Did you bleed?
- The usual. Not too bad.
:57:49
Wait. So it hurts the fiirst time?
:57:53
Well, it really hurts...
:57:57
that fiirst second.
:58:00
And then after that,
it's just new.
:58:03
You know? It's like this
new feeling for your body.
:58:07
So how was he?
:58:10
- Matter of seconds?
- No way! He kept going like a champ.
:58:13
I had to ask him
to hurry up, actually.
:58:15
- Ow!
- Yeah.
:58:16
He did admit to masturbating like crazy
beforehand so he wouldn't just--
:58:21
- Like he wasn't doing that already.
- No, he sounds like a nice guy.
:58:24
- He sounds like a dream come true.
- He was a nice guy.
:58:26
He's a cop now.
He's got four kids.
:58:29
Early sex
is an absolute humiliation.
:58:32
Oh. Speak for yourself.
My fiirst time was wonderful.
:58:36
Oh, yeah?
:58:37
Let me take a wild guess.
:58:41
- An older gentleman.
- Right you are.
:58:43
- Married?
- Right again.
:58:46
How old were you?
:58:47
I was 1 9.
Freshman in college.
:58:50
Guess you didn't spend a lot of time
getting to know your roommates.
:58:52
No. No, I don't even remember
what they look like.
:58:57
So what happened?