:58:00
And then after that,
it's just new.
:58:03
You know? It's like this
new feeling for your body.
:58:07
So how was he?
:58:10
- Matter of seconds?
- No way! He kept going like a champ.
:58:13
I had to ask him
to hurry up, actually.
:58:15
- Ow!
- Yeah.
:58:16
He did admit to masturbating like crazy
beforehand so he wouldn't just--
:58:21
- Like he wasn't doing that already.
- No, he sounds like a nice guy.
:58:24
- He sounds like a dream come true.
- He was a nice guy.
:58:26
He's a cop now.
He's got four kids.
:58:29
Early sex
is an absolute humiliation.
:58:32
Oh. Speak for yourself.
My fiirst time was wonderful.
:58:36
Oh, yeah?
:58:37
Let me take a wild guess.
:58:41
- An older gentleman.
- Right you are.
:58:43
- Married?
- Right again.
:58:46
How old were you?
:58:47
I was 1 9.
Freshman in college.
:58:50
Guess you didn't spend a lot of time
getting to know your roommates.
:58:52
No. No, I don't even remember
what they look like.
:58:57
So what happened?
:59:01
Well, believe it or not,
he ended up staying with his wife.
:59:06
What are the odds?
:59:07
What did you do when you realized
he wasn't going to leave her?
:59:09
Well, Nick,
I got over it eventually...
:59:13
and vowed
not to repeat the mistake.
:59:15
- And how's that going?
- Some months are better than others.
:59:18
- Uh-huh.
- Sophie--
:59:19
- I didn't say anything.
- What can I do? They're all married.
:59:22
I promised I would not be a nag.
It's okay.
:59:24
You, hotshot.
Tell us about your fiirst time.
:59:29
Actually, I think Nick's story
is much more interesting. Nick?
:59:34
- This I want to hear.
- Yeah.
:59:39
Nicholas?
:59:41
Well, this is hard to admit, but...
:59:46
I've never had sex.
:59:53
You're a virgin?
:59:56
Yes.