Sex Is Comedy
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:34:04
I no longer existed!
:34:17
I've never had a dream like that.
It was awful.

:34:32
Are we lunching together?
:34:38
Yes.
:34:42
He's already seated on the bed?
:34:44
We'll do time-lapses,
we can't shoot it all!

:34:47
He brought her here
to show her the house.

:34:50
his parents are away,
he's on the bed.

:34:53
so obviously...
:34:55
That's just it.
It's too obvious!

:35:00
If I was her, I'd just stand there...
:35:03
You say to me:
:35:05
"Don't just stand there!"
:35:08
She comes forward...
:35:11
You be the girl, I'll be the boy.
:35:12
Go on...
:35:14
Right down to it?
:35:16
Sure, they're on a bed, after all!
:35:19
Then this dummy speaks:
she's scared.

:35:21
Speech is the best chastity belt.
:35:24
And she sticks her elbows into him.
Girls are great at that.

:35:28
As you move in, the elbow
jabs your ribs. Very painful.

:35:33
Yes, but they're smooching.
:35:34
Sure they are, but nothing more.
:35:38
Then what does he do?
:35:43
He does this...
:35:46
Goes straight for her tits?
:35:49
I'll play along, but don't blame me
if I get a hard-on.

:35:54
Stop showing off, you're not hard.
:35:56
I'm desperately doing
mental equations,

:35:59
thinking of my tax return,
the shooting schedule...


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