:35:00
If I was her, I'd just stand there...
:35:03
You say to me:
:35:05
"Don't just stand there!"
:35:08
She comes forward...
:35:11
You be the girl, I'll be the boy.
:35:12
Go on...
:35:14
Right down to it?
:35:16
Sure, they're on a bed, after all!
:35:19
Then this dummy speaks:
she's scared.
:35:21
Speech is the best chastity belt.
:35:24
And she sticks her elbows into him.
Girls are great at that.
:35:28
As you move in, the elbow
jabs your ribs. Very painful.
:35:33
Yes, but they're smooching.
:35:34
Sure they are, but nothing more.
:35:38
Then what does he do?
:35:43
He does this...
:35:46
Goes straight for her tits?
:35:49
I'll play along, but don't blame me
if I get a hard-on.
:35:54
Stop showing off, you're not hard.
:35:56
I'm desperately doing
mental equations,
:35:59
thinking of my tax return,
the shooting schedule...
:36:03
Liar, you don't have a hard-on!
:36:04
I told you, I'm thinking
about my tax return!
:36:10
It'd be very embarrassing
if I got a hard-on here.
:36:14
Especially as my skinny look
is misleading.
:36:19
Stop boasting
that you have a big one.
:36:22
Too bad you're not hard,
at least we'd find out!
:36:30
So there!
:36:32
The shot's worked out.
:36:35
Those who whisper that I sleep
with my assistant: not at all.
:36:40
We're working.
:36:41
I know some of you whisper
that I sleep with my assistant.
:36:45
Yes. indeed!
:36:48
- Where's the art-director?
- I'm here!
:36:50
Put a board under the mattress.
It's not a bed, it's an octopus.
:36:54
You can't do a love scene
on a soft bed. it's absurd.
:36:58
For movies, you need hard beds!
:36:59
We'll find one.