:21:03
Don't touch me. The officer
and I used to play together as kids
:21:08
We even used to steal.
- Steal?
:21:10
Sure. Had I known it would
make me an inspector...
:21:13
I'd have continued with it too.
Now tell me something
:21:18
"You're making a fortune, aren't you?
So lend me some dough"
:21:23
I want to go away to Dubai.
I've been trying for years
:21:27
"There's so much money in Dubai,
I'll return double the amount"
:21:30
So how about lending me some?
- Shut up! What has he done?
:21:33
He was ferrying hooch.
- I...? I was ferrying hooch?
:21:38
"He's lying, because I didn't
give him a bribe"
:21:41
No! He was carrying hooch
in this tube on his bicycle
:21:44
"Yes, I was going on my bicycle.
Since it's a very old bicycle..."
:21:48
I put this tube on it
to make it look nice
:21:51
Now tell me something. Is it a crime
for a man to carry a stone?
:21:56
No.
- If he flings the stone...
:21:59
"at someone, that surely is a crime.
- Stone? What stone"
:22:03
"I'll explain. You see,
drinking hooch is a crime..."
:22:08
but carrying hooch is no crime.
Right?
:22:12
Explain it to the officer.
- Shove him in the lock up
:22:18
Not the lock-up! A chief minister
friend of mine told me never to...
:22:22
"step into two places. In the hospitals,
doctors take your kidneys away"
:22:26
"In the lock-up, the cops rape you!
- Who wants to rape you?"
:22:32
You'll send me to the lock-up?
- Move it
:22:37
"Had you told me as lovingly,
I'd have gone on my own"
:22:41
"I came here with respect. Even to
the lock-up, I'll go with respect"
:22:50
Is there an air-conditioner in there?
- We'll have one installed
:22:53
Any politicians in there?
I'm interested in politics
:22:59
"What's this, Inspector...?
Who's that?"