:13:01
l have the show to pull your
network from the ratings toilet.
:13:05
-You can do public executions?
-Meet Mitch Preston.
:13:09
-You know l don't read.
-Look at the pictures. Annie.
:13:13
Get that f* * *ing thing out of here!
:13:16
What was that?
:13:17
""Detective Preston
destroys Maxis TV camera. ""
:13:21
-That's ours.
-""Rogue cop guns down camera. ""
:13:24
-We can sue.
-Exactly.
:13:25
He's Dirty Harry, he's real
and we've got him by the balls.
:13:30
l see where you're going with this.
A reality show.
:13:34
-How is it different than Cops?
-Did you see?
:13:37
He's a modern-day cowboy.
:13:39
He's sexy, volatile. He's a bad boy,
and women love bad boys.
:13:43
-He could frisk me.
-You like getting frisked?
:13:46
Brad, focus. Want to see it again
in slow motion?
:13:50
-l get the point. Shit!
-What?
:13:52
-l was outbid for an A-Team lunch box.
-Okay, Brad.
:13:56
-So we've got this Mitch Preston?
-We're with him 24 hours a day.
:14:02
Because he's gonna blow again,
and when he does, we'll be there.
:14:07
lf he makes a lot of arrests,
he gets a prize?
:14:10
-Who gets the prize?
-lt's not a game show.
:14:12
This is one man, on his own,
kicking ass and taking names.
:14:19
-Can we give him a partner?
-That's a good idea.
:14:22
-We'll give him a funny-minority type.
-That'll get the NAACP off my back.
:14:27
-Or is it the NCAA?
-Do we have a deal?
:14:31
-Fine, go make a pilot.
-No, Brad.
:14:33
This guy isn't a pilot, he's a series.
:14:36
Trust me.
l'll stake my entire reputation on it.
:14:40
What reputation? You still get shit
for faking the flammable pajama story.
:14:45
You can't tell me that wasn't good TV.
:14:48
Are you in or out? l'm pitching
this at Fox in half an hour.
:14:53
-l'll give a six-episode commitment.
-Yes!
:14:57
But if it's all pit stops at Krispy
Kreme, l'm pulling the plug. . .