Because he's gonna blow again,
and when he does, we'll be there.

lf he makes a lot of arrests,
he gets a prize?

-Who gets the prize?
-lt's not a game show.

This is one man, on his own,
kicking ass and taking names.

-Can we give him a partner?
-That's a good idea.

-We'll give him a funny-minority type.
-That'll get the NAACP off my back.

-Or is it the NCAA?
-Do we have a deal?

-Fine, go make a pilot.
-No, Brad.

This guy isn't a pilot, he's a series.
Trust me.
l'll stake my entire reputation on it.

What reputation? You still get shit
for faking the flammable pajama story.

You can't tell me that wasn't good TV.
Are you in or out? l'm pitching
this at Fox in half an hour.

-l'll give a six-episode commitment.

But if it's all pit stops at Krispy
Kreme, l'm pulling the plug. . .

-. . .and you're out of a job.
-We'll all be out of a job.

What do they teach you in China?
Let's go. Bring it on.

-You rocked!
-We're screwed.

-We know nothing about these shows.
-There are rules.

Call L.A.P.D. and get clearances.
And find a cameraman.

-ls Julio out of traction?
-l'll call the hospital.

-What if our Dirty Harry says no?
-Everybody wants to be on TV.

1 0-36. lt looks like the stolen cuffs
were an inside job.

That's very funny, guys.
Very funny. Very well-written.
What are you reading,
the Jenny Craig newsletter?

FYl, my friend,
a lot of this is muscle.