You do, huh? Good.
l'm not into making the same bullshit
cop show we've seen a million times.

That's why l believe if we're honest
and open with each other. . .

. . .we could do something
very special here.

l don't know
what you're talking about.

-l'm talking about reality, Mitch.
-There you go.

Letting the world find out
who you really are.

You're looking for loose cannon,
cop-on-the-edge Serpico bullshit.

l'm telling you,
you're wasting your time.

See that anger, Mitch?
lt's working for you.
The audience will connect
with that in a major way.

l'm out of here.
l'll call you later
to discuss your new partner.

Want that in a doggy bag?
Thanks, though. lt was delicious.

-How did it go? ls he intense?
-l need cherry Tums, quick.

-ls he psyched about the show?
-lt may be harder than l thought.

-You son of a bitch!

Freeze! L.A.P.D. !
Wait! Wait!
Bad idea. l only got two things
bigger than my mouth.

One of them is pointed at your head.
-You want to do this the hard way?
-l'll stick you, pig!