Freeze! L.A.P.D.
What do l do?
Cut, cut, cut, cut. Cut.
Let's do it again.
Freeze! L.A.P.D.
That how he's doing it?
l'm laying my shit out.
Freeze! L.A.P.D. That shit is right.

Patrolling your area at Friday. . . .
Friday night at 8. Eight.
Patrolling every Friday at 8.
Yeah, good, and be happy.
Why should l? l'm patrolling.
You're happy because
you're patrolling.

Keeping it safe, Mitch.
Patrolling every Friday at night.
Every Friday night at 8.
This guy is the worst actor
l have ever seen.

-Get out.
-Wait a minute, hold it, cut, cut.

Mitch, you can't just
toss a cameraman aside.

Give me a pad, l'll show you
how a TV cop comes through the door.

The doors fly open.
They fly open. You burst in.
You scan the room.

You do the turn, toss yourself around.
And now! You're set and--

But don't turn your head
too far from camera.

That little lady is your lover. Don't
respect her, she won't respect you.

-Always know where she is.
-She's in my way.

What's wrong?
You're getting tips from T.J. Hooker.

Which is the most underrated show
in history.

-Nobody came through a door like you.
-Thank you.

-This guy is no detective.
-l'm playing a detective.

-l'm playing detective.
-All right, guys.

-l'm playing a detective.

Let's go do some hood-jumping.