:44:06
Nice.
:44:10
They can buff that shit out.
:44:12
-l'm trying for detective.
-You take the exam?
:44:15
-Twice.
-And you think you won't fail again?
:44:19
Now l'm working with Mitch Preston.
:44:21
Give me some tips, and l'll tip you
on how to look better on camera.
:44:26
-Tips like what?
-You wear plaids, like fishermen.
:44:30
That's ugly shit. Wear solids.
You look slimmer on camera.
:44:35
-l'll keep that in mind.
-Got any tips for me?
:44:38
Yeah, stay out of my way
and l won't shoot you.
:44:43
What the hell's going on?
:44:45
Welcome to America's window
on your world.
:44:51
What is this?
:44:52
-We made your workspace camera-ready.
-My workspace?
:44:56
l think it captures the reality
of an inner-city precinct.
:45:01
ls this where you do the makeup?
:45:03
No. This is good. You have to see it.
Mitch, you have to see this.
:45:08
-Look at your desk. lt's so beautiful.
-ls this my desk?
:45:12
That's your desk. And that's yours,
Mitch. We didn't change it.
:45:17
But this is a confessional. All right?
:45:20
Talk about anything you want.
:45:22
You can talk about the job,
each other. . .
:45:25
. . .your sex lives. l mean,
only if you want to. Direct to camera.
:45:30
-No, thanks.
-You could put a pottery wheel there.
:45:34
Look, Mitch, this is an integral
part of the show.
:45:37
You're obligated to spend
five minutes a day in here.
:45:41
We've provided a chair.
All you have to do is sit and share.
:45:45
-Share?
-Learn how to turn on your heart light.
:45:48
-Exactly.
-Chase!
:45:50
Brad loves the promo footage.
:45:53
-But they need a catch phrase.
-l got one. ""l wish l was dead. ""
:45:58
You need a catch phrase? l got it.