ls this where you do the makeup?
No. This is good. You have to see it.
Mitch, you have to see this.

-Look at your desk. lt's so beautiful.
-ls this my desk?

That's your desk. And that's yours,
Mitch. We didn't change it.

But this is a confessional. All right?
Talk about anything you want.
You can talk about the job,
each other. . .

. . .your sex lives. l mean,
only if you want to. Direct to camera.

-No, thanks.
-You could put a pottery wheel there.

Look, Mitch, this is an integral
part of the show.

You're obligated to spend
five minutes a day in here.

We've provided a chair.
All you have to do is sit and share.

-Learn how to turn on your heart light.


Brad loves the promo footage.
-But they need a catch phrase.
-l got one. ""l wish l was dead. ""

You need a catch phrase? l got it.
-When l'm about to make a bust--
-When did you ever make a bust?

Don't tell me.
When l'm about to make a bust,
to get in the moment. . .

. . .l take three deep breaths and say to
myself, ""Okay, Trey, it's showtime! ""

-You say that?
-That's stupid.

-What's stupid about it?
-Know what?

Don't say it, please.
No, l have to say it, Mitch.
""Showtime. "" lt's amazing.

-That could be the name of our show!
-See? lt's not stupid. lt's perfect.

Say it again for the camera.
Do it again with the breathing.
My God, you're a natural.

lt's showtime!
This is Harley Barley taking calls
from fans of the new series Showtime.