:45:01
ls this where you do the makeup?
:45:03
No. This is good. You have to see it.
Mitch, you have to see this.
:45:08
-Look at your desk. lt's so beautiful.
-ls this my desk?
:45:12
That's your desk. And that's yours,
Mitch. We didn't change it.
:45:17
But this is a confessional. All right?
:45:20
Talk about anything you want.
:45:22
You can talk about the job,
each other. . .
:45:25
. . .your sex lives. l mean,
only if you want to. Direct to camera.
:45:30
-No, thanks.
-You could put a pottery wheel there.
:45:34
Look, Mitch, this is an integral
part of the show.
:45:37
You're obligated to spend
five minutes a day in here.
:45:41
We've provided a chair.
All you have to do is sit and share.
:45:45
-Share?
-Learn how to turn on your heart light.
:45:48
-Exactly.
-Chase!
:45:50
Brad loves the promo footage.
:45:53
-But they need a catch phrase.
-l got one. ""l wish l was dead. ""
:45:58
You need a catch phrase? l got it.
:46:01
-When l'm about to make a bust--
-When did you ever make a bust?
:46:06
Don't tell me.
:46:07
When l'm about to make a bust,
to get in the moment. . .
:46:11
. . .l take three deep breaths and say to
myself, ""Okay, Trey, it's showtime! ""
:46:17
-You say that?
-That's stupid.
:46:20
-What's stupid about it?
-Know what?
:46:22
Don't say it, please.
:46:24
No, l have to say it, Mitch.
""Showtime. "" lt's amazing.
:46:28
-That could be the name of our show!
-See? lt's not stupid. lt's perfect.
:46:34
Say it again for the camera.
:46:36
Do it again with the breathing.
My God, you're a natural.
:46:42
lt's showtime!
:46:57
This is Harley Barley taking calls
from fans of the new series Showtime.