1:12:01
What?
1:12:04
What?
1:12:06
He's touching the pecker-cam.
1:12:10
There's a lens in those eyes.
1:12:12
My woodpecker?
1:12:13
-Don't break it.
-l said no cameras.
1:12:17
l hope you got all of this.
You hear me?
1:12:20
l hope you got it all.
1:12:23
He broke it.
1:12:28
l'll get you another one.
1:12:29
Talk to him. He's got issues.
He hates cameras.
1:12:51
-We're here to take the dog.
-The dog stays.
1:12:54
-We have orders.
-He's an officer.
1:12:56
Touch him and l'll shoot you.
1:13:04
Go, go, go.
1:13:06
Good boy, Powder. Good boy.
1:13:10
Nobody will take you away.
1:13:12
Trey, forget Showtime.
We'll do our own buddy cop show.
1:13:16
l got a treatment worked out
in my head. Check it.
1:13:20
You're Nick Load, and l'm John Lock.
1:13:23
-Nick who?
-Nick Load.
1:13:25
You're Nick Load. l'm John Lock.
Together, we're Lock and Load.
1:13:30
We are the baddest bicycle cops
on Venice Beach.
1:13:33
ls that hot shit, or what?
1:13:36
Listen, George Clooney
had 1 8 shows fail. . .
1:13:39
. . .before he hit big with ER.
So you see?
1:13:43
l don't wanna be the guy
putting up the caution tape.
1:13:47
l was feeling this detective thing.
1:13:49
Listen, you have heat
on your acting career right now.
1:13:53
lf you don't strike while the iron
is hot, it'll pass you by.
1:13:58
Whatever. l'm gonna go see
this last episode of Showtime.