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on the otherside of campus.
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and never plans to.
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The classroom is being threatened
by fire. Run from this inferno.

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Quickly, quickly! Everyone!
You, last student, turn!

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Good God, man,
what is wrong with you?

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You want to end up
like burnt breakfast toast?

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Your sacrifice puzzles and honors me.
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I must leave now. I am a coward.
Do not tell anyone.

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It was Sam's idea toj oin forces.
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Alone we werej ust a couple
of freshman cheaters...

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but together we were dangerous.
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I'm not an evil, lying genius.
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I just happen to know a technique.
I callit "The Seed of Doubt. "

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I'm a commercial
airline pilot.

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Say it, repeat it, believe it.
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Yeah, whatever.
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No, no,
I'm a commercial airline pilot.

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I, ladies...
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am a professional, commercial...
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airline pilot.
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- Cool!
- Yeah.

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Is he a pilot too?
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F.B.I.
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I got the ugly one.
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Jeff bought in sophomore year.
He marches to a different drummer.

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He's just crazy.
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I don't want you to worry about
finishing the exam. No one ever does.

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That's the way I designed it,
so just finish writing whenever you--

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Time's up! Okay, that's it. Time's up.
Close your books, stop writing.

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Come forward with your papers
immediately.

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Everybody in the back.
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Everybody all the way in the back.
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You. Yes, you.
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Little Red Riding Hood.
Congratulations.

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You just got an "F."
Come on up.

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There's always one in every crowd
who doesn't believe me.

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You can stop writing, sir. I don't care
if you have the cure for cancer.

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It's fruitless.
You will not pass.

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Sir, congratulations.
You have failed.


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