:17:00
I, ladies...
:17:02
am a professional, commercial...
:17:05
airline pilot.
:17:09
- Cool!
- Yeah.
:17:11
Is he a pilot too?
:17:12
F.B.I.
:17:14
I got the ugly one.
:17:15
Jeff bought in sophomore year.
He marches to a different drummer.
:17:22
He's just crazy.
:17:24
I don't want you to worry about
finishing the exam. No one ever does.
:17:28
That's the way I designed it,
so just finish writing whenever you--
:17:32
Time's up! Okay, that's it. Time's up.
Close your books, stop writing.
:17:36
Come forward with your papers
immediately.
:17:38
Everybody in the back.
:17:40
Everybody all the way in the back.
:17:43
You. Yes, you.
:17:45
Little Red Riding Hood.
Congratulations.
:17:48
You just got an "F."
Come on up.
:17:50
There's always one in every crowd
who doesn't believe me.
:17:53
You can stop writing, sir. I don't care
if you have the cure for cancer.
:17:56
It's fruitless.
You will not pass.
:17:59
Sir, congratulations.
You have failed.
:18:02
- Do you even know my name?
- No, I don't knowyour name.
:18:05
No, you don't.
:18:15
What's your name?
What's your name?
:18:17
I've seen a lot of pornos in my day.
It's like a trade secret.
:18:20
Next time you're jackin' off,
you sit lndian style.
:18:22
Believe what you want.
At least I get out some.
:18:25
You go through more tissues
than a widow.
:18:28
What? It's true.
:18:29
Who's the one who just said
I've seen a lot of porn?
:18:32
You are a rabid consumer of porn.
They have your name on file.
:18:36
You're the one who masturbates.
I'm not the--
:18:40
Happy birthday or whatever.
:18:43
What's up?
:18:45
How'd you do on the test?
:18:48
Well, I fucked up
the gravitational constant.
:18:51
Me too.
:18:53
What's your name again?
:18:57
Tom Weaver.
:18:59
Can we help you
with something, guy?