:35:01
Try me.
:35:03
- We don't have to do this.
- Just try me.
:35:05
- Okay, what's the fastest land mammal?
- Cheetah.
:35:09
What's the only country
to straddle two continents?
:35:11
Turkey. I got one.
:35:12
A guy and his son are driving
and they get in an accident.
:35:15
- They go to a hospital--
- And the mother was a doctor.
:35:18
You see? We got chemistry.
:35:20
Wow. Did you feel that?
:35:22
Yeah, it's electric.
:35:26
All right, there's
a study group Wednesday nights.
:35:28
507 Obal Hall.
:35:32
Put that in your photographic memory.
:35:40
- What about this?
- Is this a study group or a date?
:35:44
It's a study group.
:35:46
I just invited that guy Dave.
:35:49
Hypothetically, if there is no Ethan,
she's not your type?
:35:52
She's not my type.
:35:53
Her gorgeous face and pert
breasts disgust you, right?
:35:56
The thing is, she's got this--
:36:01
Are you gettin'
the special tingle from this boy?
:36:05
You're getting the special tingle!
:36:08
- It's not the tingle that worries me.
- What is it?
:36:12
It's the guy.
:36:14
You start to change for somebody...
:36:15
and before long they change you.
:36:17
- You know, and this is--
- Right, right, right.
:36:19
- This is who I am.
- That's interesting.
:36:21
You know my policy. You gotta
show the boobs and work the ass.
:36:26
I have no boobs.
:36:27
You're right.
We'll work the ass.
:36:32
-Hi, Angela.
-This is Dave. He's gonna study with us.
:36:35
Like David and Goliath.
:36:37
You know, maybe you're
an expert in astrophysics...
:36:40
but some ofus
could use some study time.
:36:42
Who really cares about this crap?
:36:44
About a billion Alpha Centaurians.
:36:47
I am so sick of people
sitting in a room...
:36:53
studying and wasting the most
important years of their life...
:36:55
worrying about what some dipshit
is gonna say on a test.
:36:58
This is where it's at.
We should really get out.