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:36:01
Are you gettin'
the special tingle from this boy?

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You're getting the special tingle!
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- It's not the tingle that worries me.
- What is it?

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It's the guy.
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You start to change for somebody...
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and before long they change you.
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- You know, and this is--
- Right, right, right.

:36:19
- This is who I am.
- That's interesting.

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You know my policy. You gotta
show the boobs and work the ass.

:36:26
I have no boobs.
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You're right.
We'll work the ass.

:36:32
-Hi, Angela.
-This is Dave. He's gonna study with us.

:36:35
Like David and Goliath.
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You know, maybe you're
an expert in astrophysics...

:36:40
but some ofus
could use some study time.

:36:42
Who really cares about this crap?
:36:44
About a billion Alpha Centaurians.
:36:47
I am so sick of people
sitting in a room...

:36:53
studying and wasting the most
important years of their life...

:36:55
worrying about what some dipshit
is gonna say on a test.

:36:58
This is where it's at.
We should really get out.

:37:01
So, the concerns of the little people
don't apply to visionaries like you?

:37:04
It's wasn't you. It was the guys
in the room. It was hot in there and--

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- You're holding my hand.
- Well, we might hit a patch of ice.

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- So I got this plan.
- What's the plan?

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I plan to take you to this place where
you can actually study the real thing...

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and not what's in the textbook.
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What doyou say?
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- I'd say it's a good plan.
- All right, then.

:37:31
What one's that?
The one that looks like the Death Star.

:37:35
That's Castratia.
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The myth has it that she's the
most beautiful of all the goddesses...

:37:43
and any mortal man
who would try to court her...

:37:46
she would slice his manhood off.
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- Come on, no.
- No, seriously.

:37:53
- No. Come on.
- Yes. Seriously.

:37:55
- Really?
- No.


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