1:15:01
- Are you crazy?
- I think you're crazy.
1:15:04
What?
1:15:07
Give me that test.
You are mine, motherfucker!
1:15:11
You guys are fucking retarded.
1:15:13
You know what?
1:15:14
Why don't you shut your mouth,
you skanky-assed "bee-yatch."
1:15:18
- Fuckyou, cocksucker.
- Slut.
1:15:20
- Shithead.
- Ho.
1:15:22
Monkey boy.
1:15:26
So what do you say?
1:15:29
Do I have a chance?
1:15:34
Yes.
1:15:36
Come here, then.
1:15:52
Every now and then, we're all
given a perfect moment.
1:15:56
A moment where
everything makes sense.
1:15:58
A moment where everything
seems right andg ood...
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and everything's gonna be okay.
1:16:04
If you can be kissing
a girl like Angela...
1:16:06
in the middle
of a moment like that...
1:16:08
well, you really got it made.
1:16:13
The university
took stern action.
1:16:16
We got kicked out of school.
1:16:20
Sam took it like a man.
1:16:22
I'm sorry!
1:16:23
I guess we all learned
a life lesson, except for Jeff.
1:16:26
Jeff learned a different lesson.
1:16:28
Jeff learned
how to print diplomas.
1:16:32
In the end, I guess I realized
you can't scam when it comes to love.
1:16:36
But still, guys like me,
Sam and Jeff...
1:16:40
we can't scam
our own natures either.
1:16:42
We're all still friends.
1:16:44
I'm still with Angela,
and I've never been happier.
1:16:46
It's strange.
1:16:48
You think you got life all figured out,
and it just keeps surprisingy ou.
1:16:51
And to think, I learned
how to be a better man...
1:16:55
from getting blackmailed
by that little freak--
1:16:58
CooI Ethan.