1:16:01
and everything's gonna be okay.
1:16:04
If you can be kissing
a girl like Angela...
1:16:06
in the middle
of a moment like that...
1:16:08
well, you really got it made.
1:16:13
The university
took stern action.
1:16:16
We got kicked out of school.
1:16:20
Sam took it like a man.
1:16:22
I'm sorry!
1:16:23
I guess we all learned
a life lesson, except for Jeff.
1:16:26
Jeff learned a different lesson.
1:16:28
Jeff learned
how to print diplomas.
1:16:32
In the end, I guess I realized
you can't scam when it comes to love.
1:16:36
But still, guys like me,
Sam and Jeff...
1:16:40
we can't scam
our own natures either.
1:16:42
We're all still friends.
1:16:44
I'm still with Angela,
and I've never been happier.
1:16:46
It's strange.
1:16:48
You think you got life all figured out,
and it just keeps surprisingy ou.
1:16:51
And to think, I learned
how to be a better man...
1:16:55
from getting blackmailed
by that little freak--
1:16:58
CooI Ethan.
1:17:03
I love you, but I hate you
1:17:08
Which brings to mind
how much I loveyou
1:17:13
We could've worked this out
you know
1:17:17
In a little room
ln a little locked room
1:17:22
I'm sorry you had
to settle for Dave
1:17:26
The one-dimensional man
1:17:30
He's filed under "cocksucker"
in my little blackbook
1:17:35
Sweetness can rot your teeth
1:17:40
Bittersweet cacophony
1:17:44
But you hold the key
1:17:47
You hold the key
1:17:50
To my little locked room
1:17:54
You hold the key
You hold the key
1:17:59
To my little locked room