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Sorry.
:34:05
I gotta go.
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Bye.
:34:14
That poor girl.
:34:16
I mean, she's so big.
:34:17
She's like Paul Bunyan, man.
:34:23
Do you have any idea
what this will do to us?

:34:26
Hmm?
:34:29
We're not supposed to know
about makeup or periods

:34:32
or self-esteem issues.
:34:34
You're not supposed to see
behind the curtain.

:34:38
Look, you go
to a restaurant, right?

:34:42
It's your favorite place.
You've been going there
for years.

:34:45
You order a bacon burger.
:34:46
You don't want to
see some guy slit
a pig's throat,

:34:50
toss it on top of
a dead cow -- no.

:34:53
You --
you just want to
enjoy your meal.

:34:58
I'm getting that tape.
:35:00
I'm getting
a bacon burger, man.

:35:07
Psst, psst!
:35:08
Jimmy!
:35:09
Who's there?
:35:13
Ohh!
:35:16
Bro!
:35:18
-- Hey!
-- Bro, it's you! Oh, my God!
Where'd you go, man?

:35:20
Everyone's been looking
for you!

:35:22
Don't worry about it.
It's complicated. Listen, I --

:35:24
Wait!
Bro, I have awesome news!

:35:25
I did what you said.
I got a girl.

:35:27
A skank --
I banged her five times,

:35:29
and she was begging
for more!

:35:31
No, you didn't.
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I mean, that's great.
That's great, Jimmy.

:35:36
No, no.
:35:37
Wait, I --
you're shunned.

:35:39
I am not supposed to be
talking to you.

:35:42
Hey, hey.
Hey, who's your true bro?

:35:45
Huh? Who told you
about skanks?
It was me, right?

:35:47
Yeah.
:35:49
Spence told me
you'd say that.

:35:50
Look, forget what Spence
is saying, okay?
We've been framed.

:35:53
He told me
you'd say that, too.

:35:55
Look, Spence is a lying
prick with his ass hairs
caught in a twist.

:35:58
He told me
you'd say that, too.


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