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:35:00
I'm getting
a bacon burger, man.

:35:07
Psst, psst!
:35:08
Jimmy!
:35:09
Who's there?
:35:13
Ohh!
:35:16
Bro!
:35:18
-- Hey!
-- Bro, it's you! Oh, my God!
Where'd you go, man?

:35:20
Everyone's been looking
for you!

:35:22
Don't worry about it.
It's complicated. Listen, I --

:35:24
Wait!
Bro, I have awesome news!

:35:25
I did what you said.
I got a girl.

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A skank --
I banged her five times,

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and she was begging
for more!

:35:31
No, you didn't.
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I mean, that's great.
That's great, Jimmy.

:35:36
No, no.
:35:37
Wait, I --
you're shunned.

:35:39
I am not supposed to be
talking to you.

:35:42
Hey, hey.
Hey, who's your true bro?

:35:45
Huh? Who told you
about skanks?
It was me, right?

:35:47
Yeah.
:35:49
Spence told me
you'd say that.

:35:50
Look, forget what Spence
is saying, okay?
We've been framed.

:35:53
He told me
you'd say that, too.

:35:55
Look, Spence is a lying
prick with his ass hairs
caught in a twist.

:35:58
He told me
you'd say that, too.

:36:02
Jimmy!
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Duh!
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Fuck.
:36:11
God.
:36:15
No, sh--
:36:17
Bad, bad, bad!
:36:23
What the fuck
are you doing, dipshit?

:36:30
Hmm.
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Oh!
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## She's your adolescent dream ##
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## Schoolboy stuff,
a sticky-sweet romance ##

:36:44
## And she makes you
want to scream ##

:36:47
-- Hmm...
-- ## Wishing you could get
inside her pants ##

:36:52
## So you fantasize away ##
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## While you're squeezing her ##
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## You thought
you heard her saying ##

:36:58
## "Good girls don't" ##

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