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:47:05
Don't tell Leah,
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but sometimes I think
:47:10
that life
would be a lot easier

:47:12
if I just looked like
one of those Tri Pis.

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I mean, do you know
what it feels like

:47:19
to be a constant butt
of jokes?

:47:22
I do.
:47:24
Do you know what
it feels like to
be called a freak,

:47:28
to be humiliated
day in, day out

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until your self-esteem
is so low,

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you'd -- you'd walk
a mile out of your way

:47:36
just to avoid looking
in a mirror?

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Or to be...
peer-pressured

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into crushing
hundreds of cans
of beer on your head

:47:46
for nine years...
:47:48
despite
the constant migraines

:47:52
and the expensive
C A T scans?

:47:55
Roberta...
:47:57
We love you.
:47:59
Ohh...
:48:01
My giant.
My gentle giant.

:48:07
I feel like...
:48:09
you girls
are my best friends

:48:12
in the whole world.
:48:14
A-And I think
it's time...

:48:17
we stopped
moping around...

:48:20
and started having fun.
:48:25
What kind of fun?
:48:30
So -- so why do
they call it a
gravity bong?

:48:35
I have no idea.
:48:39
Oh, that tickles.
:48:40
Stop that now.
Stop it.

:48:47
Did you leave a
boyfriend or anything
back in Minnesota?

:48:51
Oh, no, no.
My father didn't
want me to date boys.

:48:53
Oh. Sounds
really controlling.

:48:56
He is.
:48:58
He expects me to
graduate, buy a house
in the suburbs,


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