:58:09
Girls, stop it!
:58:10
Eat it!
:58:14
Ohh!
:58:19
Yah!
:58:21
Yah!
:58:22
Okay, easy, now.
:58:25
Go easy.
:58:30
Ahh!
:58:33
Oh!
:58:41
Ohh!
:58:45
You don't understand
what I'm going through, Dave!
:58:49
This is killing me!
:58:50
I was the go-to guy
at K.O.K., okay?
:58:53
Now look at me.
Look at me!
:58:56
I'm ugly!
:58:58
I would never fuck me!
:59:00
That's -- that's not true.
That's not true.
:59:02
You had sex
with Lisa Philbin.
:59:05
Yeah.
Remember her, huh?
:59:07
You're much prettier
than she is.
:59:11
Aaaahh!
:59:12
Football! Football.
:59:13
What?
:59:14
Football. Look, huh?
Look at that.
:59:17
I don't get it.
:59:18
Who gets to go to
the KOK-tail cruise
every year? Huh?
:59:21
Tri Pis.
:59:23
Technically, it's whoever
wins the powder puff
football game.
:59:27
Yeah?
:59:28
With you, me, and Doofer
on the DO G team,
:59:31
the Tri Pis
don't stand a chance.
:59:33
Look, we win the game,
we get on the boat,
:59:36
we get the tape.
:59:37
That's good.
:59:39
Yeah.
:59:40
Yeah. It's perfect.
:59:42
We get on the boat,
you meet with Kloss,
:59:44
you get the job,
you hire me and Doofer!
:59:48
DOGs are gonna be
on the KOK-tail cruise.
:59:51
Oh, I'm not going anywhere
looking like this.
:59:54
No, sir.
:59:58
Why would we want
to play football?!