:59:00
That's -- that's not true.
That's not true.
:59:02
You had sex
with Lisa Philbin.
:59:05
Yeah.
Remember her, huh?
:59:07
You're much prettier
than she is.
:59:11
Aaaahh!
:59:12
Football! Football.
:59:13
What?
:59:14
Football. Look, huh?
Look at that.
:59:17
I don't get it.
:59:18
Who gets to go to
the KOK-tail cruise
every year? Huh?
:59:21
Tri Pis.
:59:23
Technically, it's whoever
wins the powder puff
football game.
:59:27
Yeah?
:59:28
With you, me, and Doofer
on the DO G team,
:59:31
the Tri Pis
don't stand a chance.
:59:33
Look, we win the game,
we get on the boat,
:59:36
we get the tape.
:59:37
That's good.
:59:39
Yeah.
:59:40
Yeah. It's perfect.
:59:42
We get on the boat,
you meet with Kloss,
:59:44
you get the job,
you hire me and Doofer!
:59:48
DOGs are gonna be
on the KOK-tail cruise.
:59:51
Oh, I'm not going anywhere
looking like this.
:59:54
No, sir.
:59:58
Why would we want
to play football?!
1:00:02
Why...would you want
to play football?
1:00:06
Yeah!
1:00:07
Haven't you read the studies
about sports and self-esteem?!
1:00:13
Mnh-mnh.
1:00:14
I wouldn't mind
a little self-esteem.
1:00:16
I say we go out there,
1:00:18
and we knock their tits
in the dirt!
1:00:23
Let's do it!
1:00:43
They don't look so tough.
1:00:48
Okay,
we're gonna do this.
1:00:50
Ready? Break!