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Hello, everyone.
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We want to welcome
a very special guest
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to our park today --
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the president's daughter.
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-- Woman :
Big smile. Big smile.
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Hello, Alexandra.
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Where's your father?
:00:49
He'll be here.
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l'll make sure of it.
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Well , hey there,
little miss first lady,
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l'm Dinky Winks, owner
of this fine establishment.
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You ready to ride the ride
and shrill to the thrills,
spills, and chills?
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Yes, l am.
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Right this way!
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Of course, that behind me --
the world-famous Whippersnapper.
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-- Guaranteed to make
grown men howl
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-- like a cub woke
at weaning time.
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Over on our left...
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-- Whoa!
-- Whoa!
-- Whoa!
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The NerveWracker --
oh-ho, painful.
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Good fun.
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On your other left
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is, uh , well ,
my personal favorite --
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the Vomiter.
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Now, we tell people
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not to ride it
on a full stomach ,
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but you know folks.
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They just don't listen.
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But...
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why bother with any
of those?
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You're here
for my latest and greatest.
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For your personal amusement
and complete gratification ,
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l humbly offer...
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the Juggler.
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But is it fast?
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ls it fast?