:01:02
Yes, l am.
:01:03
Right this way!
:01:06
Of course, that behind me --
the world-famous Whippersnapper.
:01:10
-- Guaranteed to make
grown men howl
:01:13
-- like a cub woke
at weaning time.
:01:15
Over on our left...
:01:17
-- Whoa!
-- Whoa!
-- Whoa!
:01:18
The NerveWracker --
oh-ho, painful.
:01:22
Good fun.
:01:23
On your other left
:01:25
is, uh , well ,
my personal favorite --
:01:28
the Vomiter.
:01:30
Now, we tell people
:01:31
not to ride it
on a full stomach ,
:01:33
but you know folks.
:01:35
They just don't listen.
:01:38
But...
:01:40
why bother with any
of those?
:01:42
You're here
for my latest and greatest.
:01:45
For your personal amusement
and complete gratification ,
:01:48
l humbly offer...
:01:50
the Juggler.
:01:57
But is it fast?
:01:59
ls it fast?
:02:01
Well , let's see, shall we?
:02:03
The riders are strapped
into the bubble.
:02:08
The hydrobot lifts the bubble
high into the air.
:02:14
And spins it round and round
as fast
:02:16
as the United States government
will allow.
:02:21
-- Whoa!
-- Whoa!
:02:23
The bubble spins, turns,
flips, and bounces.
:02:27
-- Aah!
-- Aah!
-- Aah!
:02:28
And then...it juggles you.
:02:33
-- Whoa!
-- Whoa!
-- Whoa!
-- Whoa!
:02:40
l want to go on!
:02:43
l thought so.
:02:45
Now, understand -- the override
precautions are top-notch ,
:02:47
modified by yours truly.
:02:49
l thought her father
was supposed to be here.
:02:51
Man : The president
has more pressing business
:02:53
than to spend
an entire Sunday
:02:55
in a theme park.
:02:56
No one's that busy.