1:15:03
That's bullshit, Ben!
That's total bullshit, man!
1:15:21
A couple of months ago,
I was at your place.
1:15:23
I wanted to watch the Hustler
channel, but you made me sit there...
1:15:27
...and watch some shit fucking nature
special you had on, remember?
1:15:33
About a bunch of gazelle
or something, right?
1:15:36
It was some country I never heard
of-probably in Africa.
1:15:40
Oh, my God, Rikki. I'm gonna die.
1:15:42
Yeah, I know, OK?
1:15:47
Don't interrupt me any more,
I'll forget where I was going.
1:15:51
Anyway, um, the narrator
was this English guy...
1:15:55
...and he had a stick so far up his
ass he could probably taste pine.
1:16:00
He talked a lot of shit...
1:16:02
...most of which I forgot
before he was even done talking.
1:16:05
I mean, who knew
there was so much crap...
1:16:08
...to talk about fucking gazelle,
right? And who actually gives a shit?
1:16:11
- Are you making a point here?
- Yes!
1:16:14
You see...
1:16:16
...lions...
1:16:18
...eat gazelle.
1:16:24
And the gazelles
fucking hate that shit.
1:16:27
Now, this narrator guy was saying
that one day on the shoot...
1:16:30
...that a lion snuck up
on the cameraman, right?
1:16:35
This camera guy was, like, a native.
1:16:37
He's been doing this shit
all his life.
1:16:39
And the narrator said
that there was one sure way...
1:16:42
...to stop a lion from attacking you.
1:16:44
Don't turn and run.
1:16:48
See, that's what the gazelles do.
1:16:50
It doesn't work for them
and they get eaten anyway.
1:16:54
But this camera guy...
1:16:56
...he knew what to do.