1:16:00
He talked a lot of shit...
1:16:02
...most of which I forgot
before he was even done talking.
1:16:05
I mean, who knew
there was so much crap...
1:16:08
...to talk about fucking gazelle,
right? And who actually gives a shit?
1:16:11
- Are you making a point here?
- Yes!
1:16:14
You see...
1:16:16
...lions...
1:16:18
...eat gazelle.
1:16:24
And the gazelles
fucking hate that shit.
1:16:27
Now, this narrator guy was saying
that one day on the shoot...
1:16:30
...that a lion snuck up
on the cameraman, right?
1:16:35
This camera guy was, like, a native.
1:16:37
He's been doing this shit
all his life.
1:16:39
And the narrator said
that there was one sure way...
1:16:42
...to stop a lion from attacking you.
1:16:44
Don't turn and run.
1:16:48
See, that's what the gazelles do.
1:16:50
It doesn't work for them
and they get eaten anyway.
1:16:54
But this camera guy...
1:16:56
...he knew what to do.
1:17:00
He fucking charged that lion.
1:17:02
He just ran at that lion, stark
raving mad, screaming and shit.
1:17:07
He charged this fucking lion.
And you know what?
1:17:12
The lion...
1:17:14
...turned and ran.
1:17:17
Why?
1:17:23
I don't know.
1:17:26
You went into the kitchen
and I turned on the Hustler channel.
1:17:29
There was a special on
called Beaver Boat.
1:17:33
Um, just like any other fishing show.
1:17:35
You know? But not exactly.
1:17:39
Instead of two fat guys fishing,
it was two naked babes.
1:17:44
You'll never believe
what they used for bait, Ben.
1:17:47
Turns out something was wrong with
the air conditioning in the safe.
1:17:51
The statue's so old
they need to keep it at 60 degrees...
1:17:54
...so it doesn't deteriorate any more.
1:17:56
So they moved it down here
to a subbasement.
1:17:58
Controlled environment safes.