1:17:00
He fucking charged that lion.
1:17:02
He just ran at that lion, stark
raving mad, screaming and shit.
1:17:07
He charged this fucking lion.
And you know what?
1:17:12
The lion...
1:17:14
...turned and ran.
1:17:17
Why?
1:17:23
I don't know.
1:17:26
You went into the kitchen
and I turned on the Hustler channel.
1:17:29
There was a special on
called Beaver Boat.
1:17:33
Um, just like any other fishing show.
1:17:35
You know? But not exactly.
1:17:39
Instead of two fat guys fishing,
it was two naked babes.
1:17:44
You'll never believe
what they used for bait, Ben.
1:17:47
Turns out something was wrong with
the air conditioning in the safe.
1:17:51
The statue's so old
they need to keep it at 60 degrees...
1:17:54
...so it doesn't deteriorate any more.
1:17:56
So they moved it down here
to a subbasement.
1:17:58
Controlled environment safes.
1:18:00
It's in safe B-263-54.
You can get to the subbasement...
1:18:04
...through this electrical conduit
in the floor here.
1:18:06
OK.
1:18:08
We got 20 minutes
to make everything happen.
1:18:11
Two safes to crack, no safe-cracker.
1:18:16
We could blow 'em open.
1:18:18
That's risky.
If you pop the vault doors off...
1:18:20
...and it falls,
it could set off the laser alarms.
1:18:22
No choice. We're out of options.
1:18:24
How much grease you got left, Jake?
1:18:26
Uh...
1:18:29
Two finger coils, for emergencies.
1:18:32
I'd say this just about counts. What
size doors are we talking about here?
1:18:36
Like wall safes.
One foot by one foot each, maybe.
1:18:39
And you got to pop a hole in
the floor to get to the subbasement.
1:18:43
I guess it'll do the trick.
1:18:46
Who goes? Jeffrey's fucked.
1:18:48
One of us.
1:18:51
I'll go.
I know the explosives.
1:18:54
Guess again.
You're too heavy.
1:18:56
Jeffrey only had that cord set
for 350 pounds.
1:18:59
- Well, you go, then.
- Someone's got to track the alarms.