Stealing Harvard
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:07:02
And I'm growing a dick,
how about that?

:07:07
Elaine wanted me to give you
this gift basket.

:07:10
God! Fantastic!
:07:13
Because this one was starting to reek.
:07:17
- Thanks.
- I hope you didn't clean on my account.

:07:20
Hey, you know what? It has been
crazy around here, all right?

:07:25
Both of the cats ran away.
Both of them. Two cats, MIA.

:07:30
- What would make them do that?
- Self-respect?

:07:34
- Hi, Uncle John!
- Hey!

:07:36
Noreen's my niece.
We're not sure who her dad is...

:07:39
...so I spent as much time with her
as I could.

:07:42
- Happy Halloween!
- Hi! What are you?

:07:46
I'm the Statue of Liberty.
:07:51
You could say I'm the closest thing
she has to a father figure.

:07:56
- Good luck!
- Thanks, Uncle John!

:07:58
Come on! These carcasses
don't move themselves.

:08:01
And I'm proud to say,
she turned out to be a great kid.

:08:05
Genuine, hard-working...
:08:08
...and in spite of everything that had
happened around her, normal.

:08:13
- Hi.
- Why are we watching these?

:08:15
We're celebrating. Noreen has news.
:08:20
- Please tell me you're not pregnant.
- Uncle John!

:08:25
Here we go! Remember this?
:08:26
Hi. Sorry I'm late. Traffic.
Has the spelling bee started yet?

:08:31
She's already out.
:08:32
Got her on the first word.
It was rigged. I'm writing a letter!

:08:36
Noreen. I'm sorry.
:08:39
- What was the word she misspelled?
- Tarp.

:08:44
- Tarp?
- Yeah.

:08:47
T-A-R-P?
:08:49
Great.
Where were you five minutes ago?

:08:53
- I'm stupid.
- No, you're not. You're smart.

:08:57
- Yes.
- You'll do great in school...

:08:59
...you're gonna go to college,
you're gonna be brilliant.


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