Stealing Harvard
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:08:01
And I'm proud to say,
she turned out to be a great kid.

:08:05
Genuine, hard-working...
:08:08
...and in spite of everything that had
happened around her, normal.

:08:13
- Hi.
- Why are we watching these?

:08:15
We're celebrating. Noreen has news.
:08:20
- Please tell me you're not pregnant.
- Uncle John!

:08:25
Here we go! Remember this?
:08:26
Hi. Sorry I'm late. Traffic.
Has the spelling bee started yet?

:08:31
She's already out.
:08:32
Got her on the first word.
It was rigged. I'm writing a letter!

:08:36
Noreen. I'm sorry.
:08:39
- What was the word she misspelled?
- Tarp.

:08:44
- Tarp?
- Yeah.

:08:47
T-A-R-P?
:08:49
Great.
Where were you five minutes ago?

:08:53
- I'm stupid.
- No, you're not. You're smart.

:08:57
- Yes.
- You'll do great in school...

:08:59
...you're gonna go to college,
you're gonna be brilliant.

:09:04
Well, Uncle John, you were half right.
:09:07
I don't know if I'm brilliant,
but guess who got into Harvard?

:09:11
- I can't believe it!
- What?

:09:13
- I got accepted to Harvard University!
- You're kidding!

:09:17
That's what this is about?
That's incredible!

:09:20
- I know!
- My little goddamned genius!

:09:25
See? What did I tell you?
:09:27
You work hard and follow your dreams,
and things will always work out.

:09:32
You were right.
:09:34
- Bet you're sorry you promised.
- What promise?

:09:38
Wait! Here it comes. My favorite part.
:09:41
I'm never gonna go into college now.
:09:45
Yes, you will. I guarantee it.
:09:48
I believe in you so much,
know what I'm gonna do?

:09:51
- What?
- I'm paying for it.

:09:54
You get into college,
and I'll pay for it.

:09:57
And that's a promise
from your Uncle John.


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