:09:04
Well, Uncle John, you were half right.
:09:07
I don't know if I'm brilliant,
but guess who got into Harvard?
:09:11
- I can't believe it!
- What?
:09:13
- I got accepted to Harvard University!
- You're kidding!
:09:17
That's what this is about?
That's incredible!
:09:20
- I know!
- My little goddamned genius!
:09:25
See? What did I tell you?
:09:27
You work hard and follow your dreams,
and things will always work out.
:09:32
You were right.
:09:34
- Bet you're sorry you promised.
- What promise?
:09:38
Wait! Here it comes. My favorite part.
:09:41
I'm never gonna go into college now.
:09:45
Yes, you will. I guarantee it.
:09:48
I believe in you so much,
know what I'm gonna do?
:09:51
- What?
- I'm paying for it.
:09:54
You get into college,
and I'll pay for it.
:09:57
And that's a promise
from your Uncle John.
:10:04
I'll be right back.
:10:10
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
:10:17
You know, Noreen, a lot of kids
are just taking a year off these days.
:10:23
Ever think about that?
:10:24
Traveling? Seeing Asia? Lot of people
there. Must be something to it.
:10:29
- Do you not want me to go to Harvard?
- What? No!
:10:33
I just think there's value to being
on the road with nothing but $100.
:10:37
Hell, I'll give you $100.
:10:39
If it's about money, don't worry.
:10:42
I've saved almost everything
I've ever earned for this.
:10:46
Plus, I get financial aid,
so it's all pretty much paid for...
:10:50
...except one little chunk.
- Good!
:10:53
- How much more money do you need?
- $29,879.