:15:00
Elaine, I like her. I like her a lot,
John. But she's a bitch!
:15:05
- She's a dirty, dumb bitch!
- Duff! Come on.
:15:08
There are more productive things to do
with money besides buying a house.
:15:13
- Such as?
- Such as...
:15:15
...putting it in a bag and
throwing it off a cliff.
:15:18
And that's just coming off
the top of my head.
:15:23
- I do know how you can get the money.
- How?
:15:31
You take $1000,
you go to the horse racetrack...
:15:34
...you put it on a 30-to-1.
- What's wrong with you?
:15:37
John, it's been done, man.
Kevin Darnell, remember him?
:15:41
He put money down, won,
and bought a used DeLorean.
:15:45
He crashed it and died, but
he did get money. It can happen.
:15:49
I was hoping for something just
this side of theoretically possible.
:15:54
You know any criminals?
:15:56
Because, you know,
criminals have lots of money.
:16:01
How about David Loach?
:16:03
David Loach from high school?
That guy's a psycho.
:16:06
You know what your problem is?
You're mentally inflexible.
:16:10
- Duff, I hate to ask, but...
- John, I'm not rich, you know.
:16:15
I may look it because of my expensive
tools and my wonderful truck.
:16:22
I'm like Bill Gates. He may be the
richest, but he doesn't have money.
:16:27
It's all tied up in stocks.
I'm not liquid, John.
:16:31
- I'm not liquid.
- What does that mean?
:16:36
It means I don't have any money
for you, man.
:16:42
Duff couldn't give me money,
but he could certainly give me advice.
:16:47
Know what your problem is? You don't
take responsibility seriously.
:16:51
Maybe you should have thought
before you went and became an uncle!
:16:55
I'm doing my best, Duff. I know she's
overcome a lot to turn out normal.