Stealing Harvard
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:16:01
How about David Loach?
:16:03
David Loach from high school?
That guy's a psycho.

:16:06
You know what your problem is?
You're mentally inflexible.

:16:10
- Duff, I hate to ask, but...
- John, I'm not rich, you know.

:16:15
I may look it because of my expensive
tools and my wonderful truck.

:16:22
I'm like Bill Gates. He may be the
richest, but he doesn't have money.

:16:27
It's all tied up in stocks.
I'm not liquid, John.

:16:31
- I'm not liquid.
- What does that mean?

:16:36
It means I don't have any money
for you, man.

:16:42
Duff couldn't give me money,
but he could certainly give me advice.

:16:47
Know what your problem is? You don't
take responsibility seriously.

:16:51
Maybe you should have thought
before you went and became an uncle!

:16:55
I'm doing my best, Duff. I know she's
overcome a lot to turn out normal.

:17:01
There haven't been many people
who helped her.

:17:04
- Yeah.
- But you know what?

:17:06
I'm gonna be one of them.
If I don't come through for her now...

:17:11
...it's possible she could lose faith
or whatever she's got that's working.

:17:16
I'm getting that money, Duff.
Even if I have to go to David Loach.

:17:21
You're not gonna
have to go to David Loach.

:17:24
I've got another idea.
:17:27
Can you get the beer?
:17:33
Hey, kids. Duff's Dial-A-Bottle.
Time to party.

:17:37
- It'll be 20 each.
- I thought it was 1 5.

:17:40
That's what the flyer says.
:17:43
But the fine print says "prices subject
to change." Read the flyer.

:17:48
You happy? You scum!
Give me the money.

:17:51
I'm not making money. Do I look rich?
I barely break even. Go!

:17:55
You skunks! You pukes!
Read the fine print.

:17:59
That is the most irresponsible thing
I've ever seen you do.


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