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:34:04
- Sorry.
- So here's the deal.

:34:06
The state lottery jackpot's
up to $86 million this week.

:34:10
I don't think the lottery's
gonna help.

:34:12
Shut up before I show this shoe
your anal cavity.

:34:16
I don't like this guy.
I got a feeling.

:34:19
He just wants to know what's
going on, okay, Uncle Jack?

:34:27
Not here.
:34:30
My uncle owns one of the biggest
liquor stores in the state.

:34:33
He's a very successful man.
:34:36
That's because I found
an opportunity and exploited it.

:34:39
That opportunity being alcoholics.
:34:43
And after all these years of work,
I wind up being a pimp for the state.

:34:48
- The lottery.
- The lottery.

:34:50
I have one of the biggest lottery
outlets in the state.

:34:53
Tomorrow alone we'll take
in over $70,000.

:34:56
You know what I get for that?
Pennies? It's an insult.

:35:01
So tell him the plan.
:35:08
Not here.
:35:11
I got so much lottery money,
I can't fit it in the cash register.

:35:16
I dump it into a cardboard box
under the ticket terminal.

:35:20
Can you imagine how easy
it would be to steal that money?

:35:24
- Wouldn't that be bad?
- That would be bad, hamster-dick...

:35:28
...unless I knew who was robbing me,
and we had a deal worked out.

:35:33
It's foolproof. We stick the place up,
we grab the money and we're done.

:35:38
- And you're gonna be there.
- No, I'm going to be in Reno...

:35:42
...so nobody smells anything.
:35:44
The kid behind the counter
weighs like 8 pounds.

:35:48
Is he gonna piss when he sees
what a big gun you have?

:35:52
- Gun? No. No way.
- We're not gonna use real guns, John.

:35:56
- We're not gonna use real guns.
- Just bring me the cash...


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