Stealing Harvard
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:35:01
So tell him the plan.
:35:08
Not here.
:35:11
I got so much lottery money,
I can't fit it in the cash register.

:35:16
I dump it into a cardboard box
under the ticket terminal.

:35:20
Can you imagine how easy
it would be to steal that money?

:35:24
- Wouldn't that be bad?
- That would be bad, hamster-dick...

:35:28
...unless I knew who was robbing me,
and we had a deal worked out.

:35:33
It's foolproof. We stick the place up,
we grab the money and we're done.

:35:38
- And you're gonna be there.
- No, I'm going to be in Reno...

:35:42
...so nobody smells anything.
:35:44
The kid behind the counter
weighs like 8 pounds.

:35:48
Is he gonna piss when he sees
what a big gun you have?

:35:52
- Gun? No. No way.
- We're not gonna use real guns, John.

:35:56
- We're not gonna use real guns.
- Just bring me the cash...

:36:00
...I'll give you 30,000
for your trouble.

:36:03
You in or out?
:36:06
- Can I think about it?
- While I think about cutting off...

:36:10
...your sack with a dull penknife.
:36:13
- Where did you get him?
- What are you doing, man?

:36:20
Excuse me.
:36:21
Is this 100% cotton?
I want something that will breathe.

:36:25
- Nice.
- We're going skiing.

:36:29
None of these guns look real. This one
is green. This one turns into a robot.

:36:34
Don't they have any
that look like real guns?

:36:37
- Maybe we should use slingshots.
- A slingshot is not a real weapon.

:36:42
- It's a toy.
- It's not a real weapon, is it, John?

:36:46
Define the word weapon for me...
:36:48
...while this baby smashes into
your temple at 1 80 miles per hour.

:36:53
- Hello?
- Hi.

:36:57
- Can I help you?
- We're looking for a gun...


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