Stealing Harvard
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I mean, you're either going down
or, by God, I'm gonna take you down.

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But either way, once you're down...
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You'll stay down! You'll stay down!
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You will stay down!
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Now get up and get out!
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Get up, get out! Get up, get out!
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Get up and go! Get up and go!
Don't touch my door!

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Hello.
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I know you're wondering
where I've been...

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...and I know I've been distracted
and weird, but I promise you...

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...everything's gonna get back
to normal. I love you and...

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- I'll get that. Don't worry about it.
- You lying bastard!

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- What did I do?
- You pretended to be decent...

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...and now I find out
you're a sick, twisted pervert!

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What? Where did you get this?
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From Daddy. You're a drag queen!
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You are a cross-dressing
transvestite freak!

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- And you lied to me.
- I did, but let me tell you why.

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Noreen got into Harvard,
she needed $30,000...

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...I promised to pay for it.
I tried to steal the money...

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...from this guy, but I ended up in
a wig and a dress spooning with him.

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- Spooning?
- Yes!

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Then I went into a liquor store with a
gun and almost got my ass shot off!

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And today I came this close to driving
the getaway car for a bank robbery.

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And I hit David Loach in the face with
that steering-wheel Club you gave me.

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- Crazy David from school?
- Plus there's your father.

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- What did you do to him?
- Nothing. That's the problem.


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