:59:01
- What did I do?
- You pretended to be decent...
:59:06
...and now I find out
you're a sick, twisted pervert!
:59:11
What? Where did you get this?
:59:13
From Daddy. You're a drag queen!
:59:16
You are a cross-dressing
transvestite freak!
:59:19
- And you lied to me.
- I did, but let me tell you why.
:59:24
Noreen got into Harvard,
she needed $30,000...
:59:27
...I promised to pay for it.
I tried to steal the money...
:59:30
...from this guy, but I ended up in
a wig and a dress spooning with him.
:59:35
- Spooning?
- Yes!
:59:38
Then I went into a liquor store with a
gun and almost got my ass shot off!
:59:43
And today I came this close to driving
the getaway car for a bank robbery.
:59:49
And I hit David Loach in the face with
that steering-wheel Club you gave me.
:59:53
- Crazy David from school?
- Plus there's your father.
:59:57
- What did you do to him?
- Nothing. That's the problem.
1:00:00
He's always watching me.
And when I come home...
1:00:04
...he's here to take you on dates!
- What dates?
1:00:06
Where he squires you around. You go
to bed smelling like English Leather...
1:00:11
...and I have freaky dreams
about England.
1:00:14
Why didn't you come to me
in the first place?
1:00:19
Why was the hardest thing
to tell me the truth?
1:00:24
Of all the things I've done
these past few days...
1:00:27
...the one thing I couldn't do
was disappoint you.
1:00:34
Do you like my baskets?
1:00:37
Yeah.
1:00:39
- You don't think they're just a hobby?
- No, they're amazing!
1:00:46
John.
1:00:58
I know where we can get $30,000.