:44:13
Every step we take is on someone's toes.
:44:16
This town expects me to work miracles
with a handful of volunteers.
:44:21
This bunch from Lincoln Beach say
they're gonna picket our groundbreaking.
:44:26
-They complain about parking....
-The whole point is to be away from that.
:44:33
-This afternoon was embarrassing.
-What? No! I thought it went fine.
:44:38
-For a Chamber of Commerce thing.
-Nobody came.
:44:42
-Turnout was terrific.
-Something isn't clicking.
:44:45
I worked this one place,
they had the blessing of the fleet.
:44:50
A bishop in his hat,
boats all dolled up. What a draw.
:44:56
-I can't do religious here.
-True.
:44:59
And what's our fleet? A bunch
of charter boats and day sailers.
:45:04
-You got history to burn.
-People hate history.
:45:08
You got Indians, pirates,
Spanish gold, that plantation thing.
:45:13
Mass murder, rape, slavery.
:45:16
So Disneyfy it a little, and they'll
come back. All you need is a hook.
:45:21
I once worked this place in Wisconsin.
It was all built on wurst.
:45:26
-Wurst?
-Weisswurst, Bratwurst, Knackwurst.
:45:30
Bavarian people.
Lots of strudel shops...
:45:33
...and service people
in leather shorts and dirndls.
:45:37
-And this worked?
-The beer got them in the mood.
:45:40
-Free liquor.
-I like a woman in a dirndl.
:45:45
I hired this guy to be an attraction.
He used to be a big Seminole.
:45:49
-Indian?
-Not the Seminoles! The Seminoles.
:45:55
The football team?
:45:57
Of course. What would I want
with a real Indian?