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-You got history to burn.
-People hate history.
:45:08
You got Indians, pirates,
Spanish gold, that plantation thing.
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Mass murder, rape, slavery.
:45:16
So Disneyfy it a little, and they'll
come back. All you need is a hook.
:45:21
I once worked this place in Wisconsin.
It was all built on wurst.
:45:26
-Wurst?
-Weisswurst, Bratwurst, Knackwurst.
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Bavarian people.
Lots of strudel shops...
:45:33
...and service people
in leather shorts and dirndls.
:45:37
-And this worked?
-The beer got them in the mood.
:45:40
-Free liquor.
-I like a woman in a dirndl.
:45:45
I hired this guy to be an attraction.
He used to be a big Seminole.
:45:49
-Indian?
-Not the Seminoles! The Seminoles.
:45:55
The football team?
:45:57
Of course. What would I want
with a real Indian?
:46:01
He used to be a big deal. Hung out
at Lincoln Beach, drove a Mustang....
:46:06
-A local hero! That's good.
-I just hope he shows up.
:46:17
-What's his favourite thing to eat?
-Small children.
:46:21
Is he alive?
:46:25
-Can't hardly say.
-Why show a dead alligator?
:46:28
Did you pay anything to look at him?
Then don't complain.
:46:32
-He was the last of the Mohicans.
-No, they were already extinct.
:46:37
He was a Shawnee or Pawnee.
Here's Billy, he'll know.
:46:41
-Chief!
-Yo, asshole.
:46:44
What kind of Indian was that guy
on Daniel Boone?
:46:48
-He was Jewish.
-I don't mean the actor, the character.
:46:52
-How should I know?
-Aren't you a full-blooded whatever?
:46:56
-Creek.
-Regular Creek or shit creek?