:14:01
[Barking slowly]
:14:13
Aw, he's loud, but he don't bite.
:14:15
Come on, shut up, hound!
:14:17
Lie down.
:14:18
Go on, stay.
:14:20
Now, how can I help you?
:14:22
Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here
:14:25
and give me a divorce.
:14:29
[Thud]
[Groans]
:14:31
[Sighs] Come on, Jake, I mean it.
:14:33
The joke's over.
:14:34
Let's just finish this. I've got a plane to catch.
:14:39
You're shittin' me, right?
:14:41
You know, I've never actually understood that expression,
:14:44
but, no, I'm not "shitting" you.
:14:46
Look, it's even got these idiot-proof tabs
:14:49
to make it easy.
:14:50
There's one copy for me, one copy for you,
:14:52
and one copy for the lawyers.
:14:54
[Exhales sharply]
:14:59
What? Speak!
:15:00
[Slow barking resumes]
:15:01
You show up here after 7 years
:15:05
without so much as a "Hey, there, Jake, remember me...
:15:08
your wife?"
:15:10
Or a "Hi, honey. Lookin' good.
:15:13
How's the family?"
:15:15
You expect me to tell you you look good?
:15:17
Did they run out of soap down at the Piggly Wiggly since I left?
:15:19
[Slow barking continues]
:15:21
They laugh at that up north or wherever it is you been?
:15:23
You knew where I was.
:15:25
And don't even pretend you spent all this time missing me.
:15:27
Oh, I missed you, all right.
:15:29
But at this range, my aim is bound to improve.
:15:32
Is that a threat?
:15:34
I've got a lawyer who charges $350 an hour.
:15:36
He billed me every time you sent these papers back.
:15:39
Well, I'm glad to see you finally got the message.
:15:41
- Shut up, Bear!
- Shut up, Bryant!
:15:42
[Barks, groans]
:15:45
What happened to Bear?
:15:48
He died.
:15:50
You weren't here.
:15:53
What are you doing?!
:15:55
Leavin'. You done it.
:15:56
You should recognize the gesture.
:15:58
Could we just try to keep this as civilized as possible?