:15:00
[Slow barking resumes]
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You show up here after 7 years
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without so much as a "Hey, there, Jake, remember me...
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your wife?"
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Or a "Hi, honey. Lookin' good.
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How's the family?"
:15:15
You expect me to tell you you look good?
:15:17
Did they run out of soap down at the Piggly Wiggly since I left?
:15:19
[Slow barking continues]
:15:21
They laugh at that up north or wherever it is you been?
:15:23
You knew where I was.
:15:25
And don't even pretend you spent all this time missing me.
:15:27
Oh, I missed you, all right.
:15:29
But at this range, my aim is bound to improve.
:15:32
Is that a threat?
:15:34
I've got a lawyer who charges $350 an hour.
:15:36
He billed me every time you sent these papers back.
:15:39
Well, I'm glad to see you finally got the message.
:15:41
- Shut up, Bear!
- Shut up, Bryant!
:15:42
[Barks, groans]
:15:45
What happened to Bear?
:15:48
He died.
:15:50
You weren't here.
:15:53
What are you doing?!
:15:55
Leavin'. You done it.
:15:56
You should recognize the gesture.
:15:58
Could we just try to keep this as civilized as possible?
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Please sign these papers so I can go home.
:16:04
What do you know from home?
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Hell, I bet your folks don't even know you're in town.
:16:09
That's my business.
:16:10
Honey, those people are the only family you got.
:16:13
Don't you "honey" me, honey!
:16:15
Get your butt back in that car, you drive over and see 'em,
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and then maybe we'll talk.
:16:20
[Screen door slams]
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Jake! You dumb, stubborn, redneck hick!
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The only reason you won't sign these papers
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is 'cause I want you to!
:16:28
Wrong! The only reason I ain't signin'
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is 'cause you've turned into some hoity-toity Yankee bitch,
:16:34
and I'd like nothin' better right now than to piss you off!
:16:40
[Grumbling]
:16:47
Unh!
:16:50
What the heck are you doin' with Mose Plydell's plane anyhow?!
:16:53
That's my business!
:16:54
- Fine!
- Fine!