:16:02
Please sign these papers so I can go home.
:16:04
What do you know from home?
:16:06
Hell, I bet your folks don't even know you're in town.
:16:09
That's my business.
:16:10
Honey, those people are the only family you got.
:16:13
Don't you "honey" me, honey!
:16:15
Get your butt back in that car, you drive over and see 'em,
:16:18
and then maybe we'll talk.
:16:20
[Screen door slams]
:16:22
Jake! You dumb, stubborn, redneck hick!
:16:24
The only reason you won't sign these papers
:16:27
is 'cause I want you to!
:16:28
Wrong! The only reason I ain't signin'
:16:30
is 'cause you've turned into some hoity-toity Yankee bitch,
:16:34
and I'd like nothin' better right now than to piss you off!
:16:40
[Grumbling]
:16:47
Unh!
:16:50
What the heck are you doin' with Mose Plydell's plane anyhow?!
:16:53
That's my business!
:16:54
- Fine!
- Fine!
:17:02
[Door locks]
:17:10
[Groans] Divorce, my ass.
:17:23
[Groans softly]
:17:29
Hey, genius...
:17:30
[Sighs]
:17:33
Next time you lock somebody out,
:17:35
make sure they don't know where the spare key's hidden.
:17:38
Well, see, that's the thing about Hide-A-Keys...
:17:42
it'd be nice if your wife told you where it was!
:17:45
I'm not your wife, Jake.
:17:48
I'm just the first girl
:17:50
that climbed in the back of your truck.
:17:54
But you're right... I have changed.
:17:58
I don't even know that girl anymore.