:17:02
[Door locks]
:17:10
[Groans] Divorce, my ass.
:17:23
[Groans softly]
:17:29
Hey, genius...
:17:30
[Sighs]
:17:33
Next time you lock somebody out,
:17:35
make sure they don't know where the spare key's hidden.
:17:38
Well, see, that's the thing about Hide-A-Keys...
:17:42
it'd be nice if your wife told you where it was!
:17:45
I'm not your wife, Jake.
:17:48
I'm just the first girl
:17:50
that climbed in the back of your truck.
:17:54
But you're right... I have changed.
:17:58
I don't even know that girl anymore.
:18:00
Well, then... allow me to remind you.
:18:13
[Door slams]
:18:15
"Born into one of the wealthiest families of Greenville, Alabama,
:18:19
her daddy's in cotton and all that that implies."
:18:23
There's no listing for an Earl Carmichael in Greenville.
:18:26
How about her local high school?
:18:27
No record of a Melanie Carmichael attending... ever.
:18:30
Jesus! Whatever happened to responsible journalism?
:18:37
There's something wrong here.
:18:40
Why would my son do this to me?
:18:43
Maybe he, um, loves her.
:18:44
Oh, please!
:18:46
This is classic rebound.
:18:47
He's still wounded from breaking up with... who was his last girlfriend?
:18:50
Whitney Truesdale, lawyer, San Francisco.
:18:53
Yeah, well, there was a match made in Heaven...
:18:55
society, political family, California...
:18:59
all those electoral votes.