:22:02
I suppose shoplifting steaks at Winn-Dixie's okay.
:22:05
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
:22:07
I took 'em back, and you know it!
:22:09
You remember that vandalism out at the stockyard? Totally her!
:22:12
Like I could tip a cow by myself.
:22:14
Hmm.
:22:15
Wade... isn't there some outstanding warrant
:22:19
for whoever dumped your mama's tractor in the fishpond?
:22:22
[Gasps]
:22:23
[Sighs deeply]
:22:28
We only have 10 of these, and it's gonna be gone for good.
:22:30
So if you are loving this monster...
:22:33
[Snoring]
[Telephone rings]
:22:35
We have eight only?
:22:37
If I knew how to say that in Italian, I would, but I don't.
:22:39
Um, if you love this...
:22:41
9: 15? Honestly.
:22:44
Who could be callin' at this hour?
:22:46
Hello?
:22:48
Hel-lo?
:22:50
Melanie: Hey, Mama.
:22:52
Melanie? Is that you?
:22:54
Oh, it's so late. Are you all right?
:22:56
I, uh... um...
:22:59
I just thought I'd surprise you.
:23:01
Well, this certainly is a fine surprise, hearing from you...
:23:04
you know, being such a busy girl and all.
:23:06
Of course, I call people
:23:08
while I'm doin' the dishes or shellin' peas.
:23:11
Oprah calls it "multitasking."
:23:14
Mama, the call isn't the surprise.
:23:17
I-I'm in town.
:23:18
Oh, Lord, love a duck! Ha!
:23:20
Oh, my baby girl has finally come home.
:23:23
Earl, she's in town.
:23:25
Earl: You gonna repeat everything she says?
:23:27
- 'Cause if you are, just get off my chair.
- ...Mama
:23:29
I'm just sittin' here, is all.
:23:31
What happened to the sound?
:23:32
I turned it down so I could hear the phone ring.
:23:34
- ...Mama!
- What, are you a clairvoyant now?
:23:37
It was so loud, I couldn't hear myself think.
:23:39
- ...Mama
- ...They could have heard it at Joe and Lurlynn's house.
:23:42
- ...Hello? I only get 3 minutes.
:23:44
Oh, honey, you didn't need to call, then. Just come on by.
:23:47
Uh... well, that's the thing.
:23:49
I was sorta hoping Daddy could come get me.
:23:55
Earl: So, what put you in jail this time?
:23:58
Melanie: Jake and his big, fat mouth.