:23:01
Well, this certainly is a fine surprise, hearing from you...
:23:04
you know, being such a busy girl and all.
:23:06
Of course, I call people
:23:08
while I'm doin' the dishes or shellin' peas.
:23:11
Oprah calls it "multitasking."
:23:14
Mama, the call isn't the surprise.
:23:17
I-I'm in town.
:23:18
Oh, Lord, love a duck! Ha!
:23:20
Oh, my baby girl has finally come home.
:23:23
Earl, she's in town.
:23:25
Earl: You gonna repeat everything she says?
:23:27
- 'Cause if you are, just get off my chair.
- ...Mama
:23:29
I'm just sittin' here, is all.
:23:31
What happened to the sound?
:23:32
I turned it down so I could hear the phone ring.
:23:34
- ...Mama!
- What, are you a clairvoyant now?
:23:37
It was so loud, I couldn't hear myself think.
:23:39
- ...Mama
- ...They could have heard it at Joe and Lurlynn's house.
:23:42
- ...Hello? I only get 3 minutes.
:23:44
Oh, honey, you didn't need to call, then. Just come on by.
:23:47
Uh... well, that's the thing.
:23:49
I was sorta hoping Daddy could come get me.
:23:55
Earl: So, what put you in jail this time?
:23:58
Melanie: Jake and his big, fat mouth.
:24:01
It's just a misunderstanding, that's all.
:24:04
Yeah, kinda like that weddin' I paid for, huh?
:24:06
I would hardly call that a wedding.
:24:08
Boy was nervous.
:24:09
He was still drunk from the night before.
:24:12
Can you blame him?
:24:14
Yes, I can!
:24:16
I went to the reception by myself with puke
:24:18
all down my dress while he slept it off in the Travelodge,
:24:21
and you're still siding with that...
:24:23
I'm not sidin' with anybody.
:24:25
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
:24:26
The boy's changed, is all.
:24:27
Can we just not talk about Jake, okay?
:24:29
l-I know he's the son you never had, but I'm your only daughter,
:24:32
and maybe you want to know what's new with me.
:24:35
[Sighs] Okay, shoot.
:24:38
I met somebody...
:24:41
and he's quite a catch.
:24:45
H-He's really a great guy.
:24:48
And I'm happy... really.
:24:55
Come to Mama, sugar!
:24:58
Hey, Mama.